The Wee Archive: The Top Ballet Dancer of All Time

Ailish Sinclair’s Top Ballet Dancer of All Time

The Nutcracker mice of the English National Ballet

I think the video speaks for itself. English National Ballet’s production of the Nutcracker returns to the Mayflowr Theare, Southampton this winter season 2023-2024.

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A Christmas Carol vs. The Modern Christmas Message : or missing the point entirely in a famous work of literature, Grade 1

What ho, my wee readers, I hope you had a very merry holiday season whatever holiday you celebrate at that time of year – I know this post is focused on Christmas , but that’s only because bad Christmas films are the most abundant and by far the most insufferable. Yes, I suppose I’ve let the cat out of the bag a bit, today we are going to be talking about Christmas stories, movies mostly, but also one really famous book.

I speak of course of A Christmas Carol, I could give you a whole lecture of who wrote it, when it was published and a short synopsis of the story. But that would be I think a bit of a waste of time. We all know who wrote it, we all know the story, and I’m betting that each of you is picturing your favourite Scrooch or adaption in your head as I speak. For me its Muppet Christmas Carol, and Michael Cain – I can’t help it, it’s the only one that doesn’t cut out the second Marley.

I recently finished the book during last year’s GoodReads Reading Challenge, not to mention rewatched the only proper adaption out there, which was a nice reprieve from all the rest of the Christmas trash they put on this time of year. I think that’s a good enough segway into my actual point. Onwards with the post!

Tell me what do you think is the message of A Christmas Carol, what is the thing that the three ghosts are trying so desperately to drill into old Scrooge’s head? The importance of Christmas, yes certainly, but that’s only the very surface level of the thing. Come on try again. The importance of Love and Family, of not pushing away people until you’re all alone with no one to even cry over your grave. That’s certainly present, certainly most of the purpose of the ghost of Christmas past, I will concede. But I wouldn’t actually call it the main theme of the book, though it’s certainly the one a lot of later writes of Christmas stories and media have latched onto. The importance of charity and goodwill towards men. Ah yes, we’re getting somewhere now. The importance of not valuing your own material wealth over the good of your fellow man? That in fact poor people are people too? That they have their own wants, desires, loves, lives that may have nothing to do with you but are equally as important in the eyes of your god?

Yes, we’ve struck gold. And it’s not a subtle theme either, the book practically beats you over the head with it. From the memory of Scrooge’s ex-Fiancés contempt at his money grubbing ways and her belief that he would not seek her hand as he is now, a poor girl as she is, from the Ghost of Christmas Past. To the deep sense of loss and love surrounding Tiny Tim’s death compared to Scrooge’s own, from the Ghost of Christmas yet to Come. And that’s not even mentioning the entire existence of Jacob Marley and his kind. However the greatest source of this theme comes from the Ghost of Christmas Present. For it is he more than even his fellow spirits who emphasises the grace and goodness of the humble man over the mighty. It is he who takes Scrooge to Bob’s household and introduces the reader to Tiny Tim. It is he who throws Scrooge’s words not once but twice back into the old man’s face.

“Are there no workhouses? Are there no prisons?”

The Spirit even has anger left over for other men, men of the church who presume to use his name to do their deeds, who shut their doors to the poor and the homeless on Christmas Day even though they are starving,

And yet I find it most interesting that this is the segment of the book that most adaptions- to be fair, most adaptations I’ve seen – will soften. Making the spirit far jollier than his book counterpart and far less angry. And yes, I even include my precious Muppets in this, they don’t even include the manifestations of human Want and Ignorance hiding under the Spirit’s Robe. And I’ve only ever seen one adaptation that included the condemnation for the Men of the Church who do wicked things in the spirit’s name. The Jim Carey One if you can believe it. Hmm, maybe should have watched more of them before starting starting this post…oh well, too late now.

So I hear you say, adaptations made by multibillion dollar media conglomerates mostly for children have softened the contempt of the treatment of the poor by the rich in Dickens’ original text, what else is new? And I entirely agree, this is neither particularly surprising or indeed newsworthy at all. But it is still worth mentioning regardless, the fact that though our love of Christmas has grown, and we are still up for watching a senior citizen be bullied into conforming with holiday society expectations by three cosmic entities – there is still something uncomfortable to us, about acknowledging a simple truth that the book makes abundantly clear.

That is, that the evil Scrooge unleashes upon the world is not his alone. It is not even remotely unique to him. Many times the spirits condemn the works of ‘men like Scrooge’ but they never put the blame solely on Scrooge’s shoulders. His words and his actions are his, and he must repent of them, or pay dearly. But he is only part of the problem, not the root cause of it. And though the Spirits can fix Scrooge in a single night, there is no magical or supernatural fix for society’s woes. For the woes of man’s Want and or Ignorance . Fear them both, the Spirit of Christmas Present warns, but most of all fear the boy (Ignorance). And often the only way to combat ignorance, particularly with subjects that we find uncomfortable, is by forcing ourselves to confront them, even if only in the form of fiction. And yet we must ask ourselves, what happens when we are so unnerved by an idea, or a concept that we cannot bare to even do that much?

Enter the modern Christmas Movie.

Follow this story, you might know it well. A young business person (usually a woman, but occasionally a man) must for some sometimes convoluted reason pick up and relocate to a small town during the Christmas season. During their stay, they will enviably learn that their investment in their big city life and career was either entirely wrong or misplaced, the warmth of family and community, and usually the magic of Christmas. Sometimes literally. There will be a final act confrontation with someone from their city life, usually an ex but sometimes just a jackass boss. And once that asshole has been beaten back and the town or tree lot saved, then the business person can now be accepted fully into the community. And usually start their new relationship with a man who appreciates Christmas.

Now why have I told you this story, what does this tale have anything to do with a Christmas Carol, or it’s numerous interweaving themes? Well, nothing at least on the surface. However such was the fame of that old Victorian story that I would argue you can read it’s influence in almost all of our Christmas themed entertainment. Swap out the three cosmic entities for a whimsical small town obsessed with Christmas or Santa Claus and you’ve got the plot of most Hallmark movies. Give or take a few grumpy old men. And yet what I find interesting is where the story deviates in its themes.

Both tales emphasis Christmas, Love, and Family over a life lived for prophet and ambition true, but where this story seems to deviate is the wider view of things. Namely all the strife and worries of this story can been wrapped up in less than two hours, because ultimately the responsibility for the woes lie with the individual. Either the main character before their turn around, or the half hearted attempt at a villain. There are rarely if ever crooked men of the church closing their doors on Christmas, or wicked men making the world a worse place on a wider scale than any one individual could ever reach – because ultimately that would be uncomfortable to think about. Now am I saying that because these stories lack the nuance of a Christmas Carol, they’re bad movies? No, a film doesn’t have to have that kind of message to be a good one. They often are bad, but not specifically for that reason. But I just find it interesting to ponder the parts of the story they left by the wayside, considering how much else they aped from it.

What do you think?

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Four Questions for Amalphia Treadwell: The Third Question.

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Question 3 – For Fouetté Amalphia

Hello, well things have certainly taken off for you – new film out, married…with one, two, four kids – strange, that one doesn’t really look like you – and one more on the way. Tell me, because my readers would really like to know – yes I have real readers now – what’s new in the life of Amalphia Treadwell?

Amalphia: What’s new? Well, yes, this baby. And yes, the father is my best friend Justin. It’s not a secret. There’s also going to be a new Steampunk ballet at Christmas. A few of us are in that. Then there’s my growing family, as you noted. My deepening relationships… *A dreamy look passes across Amalphia’s face, and then she glares at the Wee Lassie* Do you see that chocolate cake out there in the garden?

Wee Lassie looks out the, still open, door.

Amalphia: Go closer, that’s it, right out the door.

And the door is locked behind the Wee Lassie.

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Also, if you’d like to start from the beginning check out Tendu – which is made free for Christmas – on Amazon.

Four Questions for Amalphia Treadwell: The Second Question.

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Question 2 – For Cabriole Amalphia

Hello again, it’s me I’m back – I’m with a real newspaper this time. So how do you feel about doing a follow up interview…great…that’s great.

(One soft ball interview later to lull her into a false sense of security)

So, we’ve all seen the photos of you and Will Hearst, would it be fair to call him the new man in your life? Tell me how does he differ, if at all, from your former lover Aleksandr Zolotov?

Amalphia: Oh, you want to know about Will’s new company? That’s great.It’s great. I have LOTS of info to give you.

Wee Lassie: No, actually, I—

Amalphia: There’s these promo leaflets, and these photos, and this is the tour schedule… *Amalphia looks momentarily horrified before continuing* Come and see us soon. I’m sure you’ll love it.

And the Wee Lassie is pushed out the door again.

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Four Questions for Amalphia Treadwell : Question the First

Hello wee readers, I hope you’re having a very happy holiday season. I know I am, because the final book of Ailish Sinclair’s Dancer Series, Fouetté, is out today. I knew I wanted to do something to celebrate that but I was slightly stumped as to what. If you will recall for the first book in her Dancer Series, Tendu, I released 8 1/2 Overly pretentious Questions for Ailish Sinclair. For her second book, the highly saucy Cabriole, I did the short blog series Ailish Sinclair’s Top Favourite Ballet Dancers of all time. But the question remained, what would I do for the new book?

I was pondering this exact question while speed reading through my brand new copy of Fouetté, and then very interesting thought occurred to me. In my previous blogs and or blog series I’ve always asked Ailish the questions, we’ll, obviously she’s the writer she would know. But wouldn’t it be interesting to ask the characters; now I’m not insane I know they’re not real people.

That’s why I’ve built my very own dimension jumping machine. I’ll just hop on in, pop on over to Amalphia Tredwell’s place of residence and ask her a question or two, I’m thinking four. And since the machine can also jump through time I’ll ask each question in four different stages of her life. What? Why are you looking at me like that, I’m not insane. I have a note from my doctor, even saying as much. Best not ask why I needed it in the first place.

Question 1 -For Tendu Amalphia.

Don’t scream, I’m from the local newspaper; your roommate let me in. I’m here to ask you a few questions. Cool? Cool.

Amalphia: No, not cool, actually.

(Several standered stock Questions later)

So, latest gossip has you linked to Aleksandr Zolotov, would you care to comment on that? What would you describe as the nature of your relationship?

Amalphia: What? How do you know about that? Nobody’s supposed to know about that. Not that there’s anything to know. And don’t go believing all that rubbish about Aleks on the internet. He’s a good man. You know… an amazing teacher. That’s how I know him, and that’s what our relationship is. But I’m going to have to ask you to leave now. You shouldn’t be in here anyway.

Amalphia closes the door over the Wee Lassie, but the following is overheard: 

Amalphia: Justin, did you let that person in?”

Justin: Yes, Phi, I did. You’ll need to get used to being hounded by the press. We all know you’re going to be a star, darling…”

If you’ve enjoyed this small glimpse into the mind of Amalphia Treadwell why not check out her author, Ailish Sinclair’s blog here, along with her Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, Threads, Pinterest, Tumblr, TikTok, Goodreads, Facebook , YouTube, and Kofi. If you’ve enjoyed this very mildly pretentious question of mine, follow the wee blog if you haven’t already, and don’t forget to check me out on Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, Threads, Pinterest, Tumblr, TikTok, Goodreads, YouTube, Facebook and Kofi.

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Also, if you’d like to start from the beginning check out Tendu – which is made free for Christmas – on Amazon.

The Wee Archive: Christmas Folklore – the Final Days

The Tenth Day

This Newsletter is a continueiotion of this blog series.

On the Tenth day of Christmas the universe gave to…ten candy canesA traditionally white and red peppermint sweet made in the shape of a shepherd’s crook, Candy Canes were often given out on Saint Nicholas Day celebrations. As they were said to represent the crosier of a bishop – like the one Saint Nicholas would have carried.

Folkloric tales say that candy canes first came into being in 1679 when a German choirmaster at Cologne Cathedral – wanting to make the children in his church shut up for a service, commissioned a local candy maker to make the children “sugar sticks”. And to justify bribing children in church, he ordered the sweets to be made in the shape of Shepherd Crooks to symbolise the shepherds who visited Jesus in his cradle.

I’d usually now go into some official history, but honestly nothing could top that.

The Eleventh Day 

On the Eleventh day of Christmas the Universe gave to me…Eleven Shining Cards.The first recorded Christmas Card was actually sent from Michael Maier to James I of England and his son Henry Frederick, Prince of Wales in 1611. However it wouldn’t be until 1843 before Christmas Cards became commercially available to the general public.

Interestingly these early Christmas Cards did not often feature the kind of images modern people would recognise as a Christmas Cards. No Winter Wonderlands, or Santa Claus, or even religious scenes  for that matter – which I found surprising. No instead they featured things like fairies or flowers, or other things heralding the coming of spring.

in the 1840s Queen Victoria began the tradition of “official Christmas cards” – that is cards sent out from important places, like the palace or Ten Downing Street. Which the American Presidents quickly snapped up. However it wouldn’t be until Franklin Roosevelt before they began using the card format instead of just personalised notes.

Which is kind of neat.

The Twelfth Day

On the Twelfth day of Christmas the Universe gave to me….12 creepy elves sitting in my chimney.

This is by far the most recent of the Christmas Traditions we’ve talked about in this series – spanning little more than 15 years in total. The Seemingly Strange notion of leaving little elf-shaped dolls around the house – at least as a globally embraced Christmas tradition – first began with the 2005 book “The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition”. Written by author Carol Aebersold and based on a tradition she began for her own children.

The book tells the story of one of Santa’s ‘scout elves’. Who’s task it is to spy on the children of the world for the big fat man. Each Elf is assigned a family and hides in a different part of their house each day during the Christmas season. The rules say that the family – i.e. the children – can speak to the elf, but they must never touch it. Otherwise the Elf’s magic will vanish and Santa will never know if the family have been Naughty or Nice.

If this tradition / story seems a might creepy, or as The Atlantic columnist Kate Tuttle noted “bullying one’s child into thinking that good behavior equals gifts” – well…it’s not as if that hasn’t  been a factor in the Santa Mythos from the very start. I mean taken out of context this is all just breaking and entering.

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The Wee Archive: Early Christmas

Yes, this was a Wee Mailing List post intended for Christmas time, no I’ve not gone insane by posting it now. I think the Christmas mood shouldn’t be confined to just the month of December. We should carry it all the year. Remember to sign up to the Wee Mailing List if you haven’t already, for more content like this nonsense below.

Wee Lassie’s Top Five Netflix Christmas Flicks

5. The Princess Switch 3: Romancing The Star

This film is far better written, acted, and just all around done than it has any right to be. The third in the Princess Switch trilogy, ‘Romancing the Star’ tells the story of love, loss, and the mysterious disappearance of a precious jewel. Truthfully I’m making it sound a lot deeper than it really is – but it’s a lot of fun.

4. The Holiday Calendar

A beautiful film, that shows us the power of not only believing in the magic in our lives, but understanding it as well. Basically, you might belive that your magical advent calendar is real, but that doesn’t mean you’ll always understand what it’s trying to tell you.

3. Single All the Way

A fun, LGBTQ Christmas Romance – that proves when it comes to falling  in love, gay people can be just as frustrating as straight people. Come on you two idiots, kiss already!!

2. A Castle For Christmas

A writer, A Castle, Scottish nobility – and two grumpy people reluctantly falling in love. What more could you want this holiday season?

1. Klaus

My Good Scottish God – there are no words to properly describe this film, other than you will cry. My, oh my, how you will cry.If you’ve enjoyed this short and sweet Christmas list of mine, why not check out the original post, here. And follow the Wee Blog if you haven’t already. Also check me out on TwitterInstagramFacebook,GoodreadsPinterestTumblr and Kofi. Until next time Wee Subscribers, keep warm and have a very bonny Holiday.

The Twelve Days of Christmas Folklore & History: The Ninth Day

Well, this is the last day of my holiday – which means this will be the last post in The Twelve Days of Christmas Folklore & History Blog series to be put up on the blog first. So remember to sign up to the Wee Mailing List to receive the final days of this Blog series – which will be released in a Newsletter on the 26th of December.

Let’s push on.

On the last day of my Christmas Holidays my employer gave to me…one hell of a Christmas Party!

The Twelfth Night was an old Christian Holiday marking the end of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”. Interestingly it’s actually on January 5th depending on the time of counting. Well, I found it’s interesting- since I don’t usually associate January with anything Christmas related.

In 567 A.D to fix an “administrative problem” with matching their Roman Calendar with the lunar calendars used in various regions of their Empire, The Council of Tours declared “The Twelve Days of Christmas” a sacred time, establishing the tradition of “Advent fasting” to usher in the feast.

While there are many traditions associated with this medieval rager – not least among which was the custom of going from house-to-house singing, often referred to as wassailing (wait a minute, we’ve heard that name before) – I think my favourite would have to be the Twelfth Night Cake. Which is – as you might expect – a cake, but hidden inside this confectionery hides one bean and one pea. And whom so ever finds the bean shall be king for the night; and whoever finds the pea shall be queen.

Again, if I’m getting any of this wrong please tell me down below in the comments.

As I write this I realise that I’m probably not doing this wickedly fun festival justice. I mean this is only a short blog post, it’s not like I’ve got a novel’s worth of space…oooh idea. Are you into the Twelfth Night? The Twelve Days of Christmas? Good. Then go read The Mermaid and the Bear by Ailish Sinclair. Not only will you find multiple chapters detailing this fascinating tradition, but romance, humour and perhaps even a witch trial or two. Which is always fun, for the reader anyway – maybe less so for the characters.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas Folklore & History: The Eighth Day

On the Eighth Day of my Christmas Holidays my Employer gave to me…eight dead birds with stuffing up their butts.

As far as we can look back human societies have been celebrating their winter festivals with midwinter feasts. They would have looked slightly different to the roast turkey and stuffing pictured above – heck I’m vegan so mine doesn’t even look like that – but the feeling would have been the same.

Archaeological finds have shown that feasts were conducted during celebrations of the pagan midwinter solstice. With the main meats being pork and beef – which would either be cooked over a spit or chopped up and used in winter stews. Alongside the meat would be seasonal fruits like crabapples or berries, different from us and yet not at all.

From the Romans with their Saturnalia, to the Monks of the Middle Ages with their special spices and roasted fish – humans have been using food to eat away at our winter worried from the very start.

Jump to Tudor times and things are looking down right decedent at our Christmas tables. Or at least the tables of the wealthy. Not only is this the arrival of the Turkey into England , – in 1523 – we also have things like blackbirds, badgers and swans filling the feasts of Henry VIII. Not to mention the mince meat pies, which back then were the size of a baby’s cradle.

Come the Georgian period, the Brussel Sprout makes its first appearance- at least on the British plate.

By Victorian times, this midwinter feast has become a smaller more intimate affair. With trimmings like roasted parsnips and potatoes, along with a cooked goose making it’s way onto even the most humble of plates.

And come to today where we celebrate this midwinter feast in anyway we so choose – nut roasts, KFC, Chinese Food – it really doesn’t matter. Just so long as you’re stuffing yourself silly, you’re continuing this wonderful tradition. Oh, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.

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The Twelve Days of Christmas Folklore & History: The Seventh Day

On the seventh day of my Christmas Holidays my employer gave to me…seven Yule logs burning in an open fire.

Dating back to at least the medieval ages – the tradition of the “Yule Log” involves a specially chosen log (off times a whole tree) being placed in the family hearth; to feed the fire throughout “The 12 Days of Christmas”. (But more about that later.)

Afterwards the remains of the log would be placed under the bed for luck and protection against threats of lightning and fire itself. Some people even believed that by counting the sparks off the log, they could read their future.

Some say the tradition is Nordic in origin; and indeed “Yule” was a winter festival celebrated in Scandinavia, and many other parts of Northern Europe, in particular Germany and England.

The first written mention of the practice dates back to 1648, where it is referred to as a “Christmas Log” in a poetry collection by Robert Herrick.

As for my myself I was always more familiar with the term in regards to Chocolate Yule Logs.

We had the most delicious vegan log one year. You never know, might have one this year as well.

As usual if I’ve gotten anything wrong, please mention it down below in the comments. It’s why I have them.

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