The Wee Archive: The Final Glory

The Nine Glories Of the Rings of Powers: The Nineth Glory

What Ho, Wee Subscribers and Welcome to the Final Post in The Nine Glories of the Rings of Power blog series.

The Continuation of Tolkien’s Mythology

Whether it was through the choice to set it in the less exposed Second Age of Middle-Earth, the idea to diversfy the cast so that the world starts to look more real, the decsion to include Races – such as the Harfoots – that have not really been explored before, or just the fact that as a series rather than a film( even an extended one) it has more time to devote into exploring all these deifferent facets of Middle Earth;the fact stands that The Rings of Power has shown a very different Middle-Earth than the one we’ve grown used to.

And my argument is that this is not only a good thing, for both the francise and the fandom around it, but that Tolkien (the orginal creator) would not have actully disapproved. He did not view his work as a solid, unchanglbe text of facts about Middle-Earth, but rather as modern Mytholgy that would twist and shape itself into new forms over the years. With each new writer or telling, the story would grow, the world would expand not become less.
Was it a perfect show, by no means. Where there some things the books did better? Of course, all I’m saying is before you post that comment complaining about the scruffiness of the Harfoots, or the fact that the Lady Dwarves did not have hair on their chins (I feel your pain in that regard) remember that it’s very unlikely Tolkien would actually have minded.

So why should we?

After all, we were all able to live through the Ents becoming tree-like beings in the Peter Jackson Films, instead of the troll-like ones from the books. Oh yes, we all loved that change now didn’t we.I’m sorry if I’m seeming overly empassioned about this subject. I guess a story that takes a new and darker look at Middle-Earth, with an emphasis on the strange culture of the hobbit like creatures, is something that sticks close to my heart.

And in possibly unrelated news, I invite you all to pop over and have a look at my own recently completed Middle-Earth work (sadly not cannon at all) The War of the Dead . I think you’ll enjoy it, it’s got Zombies 😁

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Wee Archive: Pictures, Pictures, Pictures

What Ho, Wee SubscribersWell here are the promised pictures, never before seen anywhere on the internet – and pried from the vault of my desktop. Enjoy and remember to follow the Wee blog if you haven’t already.If you’ve enjoyed this barrage of previously unseen pictures, why not check out the Wee Blog and give it a follow if you haven’t already. Also check me out on Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, Pinterest, Tumblr, TikTok , Facebook, and Kofi. Until next time Wee Subcribers, keep safe and a have a very Bonny day.

The Wee Archive: Christmas Folklore – the Final Days

The Tenth Day

This Newsletter is a continueiotion of this blog series.

On the Tenth day of Christmas the universe gave to…ten candy canesA traditionally white and red peppermint sweet made in the shape of a shepherd’s crook, Candy Canes were often given out on Saint Nicholas Day celebrations. As they were said to represent the crosier of a bishop – like the one Saint Nicholas would have carried.

Folkloric tales say that candy canes first came into being in 1679 when a German choirmaster at Cologne Cathedral – wanting to make the children in his church shut up for a service, commissioned a local candy maker to make the children “sugar sticks”. And to justify bribing children in church, he ordered the sweets to be made in the shape of Shepherd Crooks to symbolise the shepherds who visited Jesus in his cradle.

I’d usually now go into some official history, but honestly nothing could top that.

The Eleventh Day

On the Eleventh day of Christmas the Universe gave to me…Eleven Shining Cards.The first recorded Christmas Card was actually sent from Michael Maier to James I of England and his son Henry Frederick, Prince of Wales in 1611. However it wouldn’t be until 1843 before Christmas Cards became commercially available to the general public.

Interestingly these early Christmas Cards did not often feature the kind of images modern people would recognise as a Christmas Cards. No Winter Wonderlands, or Santa Claus, or even religious scenes for that matter – which I found surprising. No instead they featured things like fairies or flowers, or other things heralding the coming of spring.

in the 1840s Queen Victoria began the tradition of “official Christmas cards” – that is cards sent out from important places, like the palace or Ten Downing Street. Which the American Presidents quickly snapped up. However it wouldn’t be until Franklin Roosevelt before they began using the card format instead of just personalised notes.

Which is kind of neat.

The Twelfth Day

On the Twelfth day of Christmas the Universe gave to me….12 creepy elves sitting in my chimney.

This is by far the most recent of the Christmas Traditions we’ve talked about in this series – spanning little more than 15 years in total. The Seemingly Strange notion of leaving little elf-shaped dolls around the house – at least as a globally embraced Christmas tradition – first began with the 2005 book “The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition”. Written by author Carol Aebersold and based on a tradition she began for her own children.

The book tells the story of one of Santa’s ‘scout elves’. Who’s task it is to spy on the children of the world for the big fat man. Each Elf is assigned a family and hides in a different part of their house each day during the Christmas season. The rules say that the family – i.e. the children – can speak to the elf, but they must never touch it. Otherwise the Elf’s magic will vanish and Santa will never know if the family have been Naughty or Nice.

If this tradition / story seems a might creepy, or as The Atlantic columnist Kate Tuttle noted “bullying one’s child into thinking that good behavior equals gifts” – well…it’s not as if that hasn’t been a factor in the Santa Mythos from the very start. I mean taken out of context this is all just breaking and entering.

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The Wee Archive: An Interview with Ailish Sinclair

A Frustrating Interview with Ailish Sinclair

At the end of my original post – read here if you’re interested – I realised that Ailish Sinclair had stepped into the witch’s stone, using it to travel through time to research her historical romances. I concluded that this was cheating and then ran away screaming for all my life was worth – I didn’t reveal that last part but that’s what happened.
Of course, you can’t publish books if you’re traveling through the eras they’re set in, at least not by your real name – so of course Ailish did not stay away long. She has denied that she is a mermaid, and that she has a pet bear in her own blog here. But notice that she does not deny the time travel accusation.
This filled me with new hope, so determined to prove that I was neither crazy nor stalking her, I decided to conduct an interview with the time traveling author. Below are the four questions she agreed to answer on the subject.

4. Now that you have returned from your adventures in time, what have you most enjoyed about being back in the 21^stcentury?

Writing historical fiction certainly is rather like adventuring through time, you’re right. I love the periods my characters inhabit, but chocolate cake and flushing toilets are great bonuses of the modern world.

3.When did you first realize that you could travel through time using the Witch Stone?

Emm… I do contemplate my writing as I walk in the woods and sit by the stone. I’ve been doing that for over ten years.

2. What Era have you most enjoyed travelling through?

It’s quite hard to pick one. I loved the medieval world and the 18^th century, but 1^st century Scotland is my current favorite, maybe just because it’s the most recent time that I’ve written, or as you say, travelled through. There’s a natural wildness to it that I love. I may have to go back there again… in writing, you understand.

1.Now that you’re back, what can we expect next from Ailish Sinclair.

My feet are firmly back in the current day now as I edit a series of three very naughty and dark contemporary romance novels. There’s no research needed to know what people might be eating or wearing, but there are other *blushes* tricky and intricate scenes to work through.

That’s is all very well, but I know what I saw…

Ailish Sinclair refused to answer anymore of my questions on the grounds that they were becoming “ridiculous” and or “insane”.

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The Wee Archive: Vegan Food Pictures

Vegan, Vegan, VEGAN, VEGAN!!!!!

Well…I promised you all some nice vegan pictures, so I better go ahead and deliver on that promise, else they better start calling me The Wee Lying Lassie.

Vegan Chilli with Bake PotatoesVegan Roast Dinner. Including: Roast Potatoes, Sprouts, nut roast and home made red current jelly.Brunch.Chocolate Birthday CakeVegetables in smokey tomato saucePloughman’s lunchBeans and ToastTomato and Sweet Potato PastaVegan McDonaldsFancy SaladThree Curry FeastCarrot and Coriander SoupChips and Battered MushroomsVegan Chinease FoodIf you’ve enjoyed these delicious pictures – don’t forget to check out the original post here. And why not follow the Wee blog if you haven’t already. And check me out on my Instagram- where most of these photos come from – , Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, TikTok and GoodReads. Until next time Wee Subscribers, stay safe, stay sane and have a very Bonny day.

The Wee Archive: The AudioBook

Check out the adjoining post here.

11. The Maid

This was a very good book, I want to make that clear before I say anything else. The characters were both fascinating and endearing – or at least the ones we were meant to like. The plot was well thought out, and it contained a fascinating mystery and a good fun whodunit. However, the ending felt cheap…and unsatisfactory.

Okay maybe I should explain, be warned here there be spoilers from now on. First the book’s blurb:
I am your maid
I know about your secrets. Your dirty laundry. But what do you know about me?

Molly the maid is all alone in the world. A nobody. She’s used to being invisible in her job at the Regency Grand Hotel, plumping pillows and wiping away the grime, dust and secrets of the guests passing through. She’s just a maid – why should anyone take notice? But Molly is thrown into the spotlight when she discovers an infamous guest, Mr. Black, very dead in his bed. This isn’t a mess that can be easily cleaned up. And as Molly becomes embroiled in the hunt for the truth, following the clues whispering in the hallways of the Regency Grand, she discovers a power she never knew was there. She’s just a maid – but what can she see that others overlook.

Spoiler Alert: She’s going to get accused of killing this guest. I would feel slightly bad about ruining this for me, but honestly this is when the book really got good for me. Suddenly everyone being a bitch to the main character wasn’t just unpleasant, but a direct threat to her well being. It’s also notable that this is the part of the story where she wises up and actually connects with people that care about her, and aren’t just looking to loose her.

Now it’s not just an interest to the reader to find out who killed Mister Black, it’s vital to Molly as well.
And they do.
Sort of.
Certainly someone is arrested for the crime.
But it’s made clear by the end of the book that it’s not the person that actually killed him.
There, I’ve ruined the twist for you.
I won’t tell you which party did which, I’m not that much of a jackass.
But I will say this – the reveal of who actually did it is actually really disappointing.
And like, just a bad writing – I mean, they’re mentioned maybe once, or twice in the whole novel before the reveal.
I’m just saying, the whole thing would have been just so much more satisfying for Molly to have been the killer.
As is, it’s a good book and one I would recommend – it’s just not the greatness it could have been.

Okay rant over, now onto the ratings.

My Mum’s Scores

Story: 2
Narration:3
Production:3

Overall enjoyment: 3
Final Score: 11

Additional Notes: the maid did it!

My Brother’s Scores

Story: 4.5
Narration: 5
Production: 5
Overall enjoyment: 4.4
Final Score: 18.9

Additional Notes: The ending felt forced. That being said, it was a good story, until that darn epilogue. I liked the Molly-Jaan Manual Romance.

My scores

Story: 3
Narration: 5
Production: 4
Overall enjoyment: 4
Final Score: 16

Additional Notes: Man, talk about a good book let down by a bad ending. I’m glad we read it, but I don’t think it’s something I’d go back to.Book’s Final Score: 45.9If you’ve enjoyed this wee Rant of Mine, why not hop on over to the original post and check out the first ten audiobooks that made our list. Also check out my Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook, Tumblr, and Goodreads and Kofiwhile you’re at it. Until next time Wee Subscribers, stay safe, stay sane, and have a very bonny day.

The Wee Archive: Aliens

5. Asogians

Franchise: E.T / Star Wars

Planet of origin: Brodo Asogi

Most well-known Member: E.T.

Reason I chose them: The film E.T. Made me cry, and I thought it was cool that they seemed to exist in both our universe and a galaxy far, far away.

4. Darleks

Franchise: Doctor Who
Planet of origin: Skaro
Most well-known Member: Davros
Reason I chose them: I mean they are the best villains on Doctor who. Do I really need a better reason than that?

3. Ultronians

Planet of origin: Ultron
Most well-known Member: George Sunday (later Monday)
Reason I chose them: Look at them, they come from a show that’s whole premise was basically : LOL, what I’d Dougal from Father Ted was a superhero. They are spectacular.

2. Chiss

Franchise: Star Wars
Planet of origin: Csilla
Most well-known Member: Thrawn
Reason I chose them: After I decided I would only choose one – solely – Star Wars species I debated for quite a while which one I should place here. After all this franchise have no end to interesting cretures and people to dig into. Ewoks, Wookies, Gungans, to only list a few. But I didn’t want to be too obvious with my choice – as I will be with the next species on this list. So then I started thinking about the individual meme era of these species, which one was the most likeable. And the most surprising in that likability, someone so likeable you end up liking him even though he’s a blue space nazi. And then it hit me, oh yeah, Thrawn!

1. Vulcans

Franchise: Star Trek
Planet of origin: Vulcan
Most well-known Member: Spock
Reason I chose them: Honestly, check out my last blog post – and that will give you more insight than I can offer right now.

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The Wee Archive: The Men of Jane the Virgin

Well this has certainly been a fun month of Wee Archive’s, if you’re interested in seeing more of these posts before anyone else, why not sign up to The Wee Mailing List before the 9th of July. until then sit back and enjoy this slightly silly list.

Top 5 Sexiest Men from Jane the Virgin

5. Rafael Solano

Role in Story: Main Love interest
Personality: Jerk with a heart of Jerk (which is why he’s at the bottom of the list)
Sexy level: 100 %

4. Fabian Regalo del Celo

Role in Story: Temporary Love interest
Personality: A bit of a jerk when hurt
Sexy Level: 90%

3. Dennis Chambers

Role in Story: Michael’s Partner on the Force
Personality: Sweet and loyal
Sexy Level: 120%

2. Michael Cordero Jr.

Role in Love Story: Secondary Love interest
Personality: Giant Dork and best person in the world
Sexy level: 300%

1.Rogelio de la Vega

Role in Story: Long Lost Father of the Main Character
Personality: Fabulous
Sexy Level: Infinite

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The Wee Archive: Early Christmas

Yes, this was a Wee Mailing List post intended for Christmas time, no I’ve not gone insane by posting it now. I think the Christmas mood shouldn’t be confined to just the month of December. We should carry it all the year. Remember to sign up to the Wee Mailing List if you haven’t already, for more content like this nonsense below.

Wee Lassie’s Top Five Netflix Christmas Flicks

5. The Princess Switch 3: Romancing The Star

This film is far better written, acted, and just all around done than it has any right to be. The third in the Princess Switch trilogy, ‘Romancing the Star’ tells the story of love, loss, and the mysterious disappearance of a precious jewel. Truthfully I’m making it sound a lot deeper than it really is – but it’s a lot of fun.

4. The Holiday Calendar

A beautiful film, that shows us the power of not only believing in the magic in our lives, but understanding it as well. Basically, you might belive that your magical advent calendar is real, but that doesn’t mean you’ll always understand what it’s trying to tell you.

3. Single All the Way

A fun, LGBTQ Christmas Romance – that proves when it comes to falling in love, gay people can be just as frustrating as straight people. Come on you two idiots, kiss already!!

2. A Castle For Christmas

A writer, A Castle, Scottish nobility – and two grumpy people reluctantly falling in love. What more could you want this holiday season?

1. Klaus

My Good Scottish God – there are no words to properly describe this film, other than you will cry. My, oh my, how you will cry.If you’ve enjoyed this short and sweet Christmas list of mine, why not check out the original post, here. And follow the Wee Blog if you haven’t already. Also check me out on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook,Goodreads, Pinterest, Tumblr and Kofi. Until next time Wee Subscribers, keep warm and have a very bonny Holiday.

The Wee Archive: Night of a thousand Video essays

The Wee Lassie’s Top 12 Video Essays

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12. COBRA KAI Shows What’s Wrong with STAR WARS Disney Trilogy | SCENE FIGHTS!

Created by the YouTube channel ScreenCrush

Ever wonder what went wrong with the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy? What a similar story might look like if done right? Then take a look at this in-depth analyst of the danger of a nostalgic writer vs. the power of a nostalgic character.

11. The Power of Abandoned Places

Created by the YouTube Channel Hello Future Me

A beautiful short piece, about the beauty of the silent, empty places of the world – both in fiction and out of it.

10. One X-Cellent Scene – Rage and Serenity

Created by the Youtube Channel Overly Sarcastic Productions

A very moving look into the mind of Magneto, before he became the villain we all know and sometimes love.

9. How To Alienate Your Audience

Created by the Youtube Channel The Closer Look

A deeper examination of political topics, particularly divisive topics, in media – and how mishandling of such things, and just general bad writing can transform subjects from deep and meaningful – as they no doubt were in the creator’s mind – to propaganda. What I liked particularly about this video was that it wasn’t trying to make a particular political argument itself, but just stating the outcome of genuine lazy writing on any kind of political topic.

8. Why the Music in Les Misérables (2012) is Worse than you Thought

Created by the Youtube Channel Sideways

I genuinely love the videos of this channel, and the fascinating insight into the production , and eventual outcome, of making beautiful musical they offer – so it was difficult to choose just one video of this channel to put on this list. Eventual I chose the Les Mis video, not only because it was the first one I ever watched, but because it offers some horrific insight into why this bad film was even worse than we originally thought.

7. The Three Faces of Darth Vader

Created by the Youtube Channel Full Fat Videos

A deep delve into the symbolism of the three secondary antagonists in the star wars prequel trilogy – and how each reflects a side of the man, of the villain, that our hero will eventual become.

6. The Case for Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Created by Youtube Creator Lindsay Ellis

Do you enjoy the ending to Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre-dame? Are you tired of people whining that the best character in the film didn’t die? And acting like this is somehow a bad thing? Well, this is the video for you then.

5. The Complicity of Geek Masculinity on the Big Bang Theory

Created by Youtube Channel Pop Culture Detective

Feel uncomfortable with both the blatant and subtle sexism shown in both the Big Bang Theory as a show and Geek culture in general, well this…is the follow up to that video.

4. Eat the Rich! Stories About the Wealthy, Explained

Created by Youtube Channel The Take

Rather like Sideways, The Take has just so many interesting, and thought provoking video essays that it was very difficult to pick just the one for this list. Ultimately I settled on the essay entitled ‘Eat the Rich’ – not only because of its fascinating argument and insights but because, unlike every other video on this list – it actually ties back into my original post, which you can read here.

3. Isaac Asimov, Game of Thrones: How to Write Sociological Stories

Created by Youtube Channel Just Write

Every want to know the difference between Psychological and Sociological storytelling? Ever want to know how Asimov was a master at the latter? Well this is the video for you.

2. Art vs. The Artist – A Doctor Who Video Essay

Created by Youtube Channel Ladyknightthebrave

In this time of more and more creators, actors, and basically everyone who’s ever been involved in the entertainment industustrie turning out to be terrible, garbage in human form – it’s about time we talk about the death of the author theory. Don’t know what that is, you will after you watch this video.

1. The Best Moment In ‘Spirited Away’ Is A Scene Where Nothing Happens | 10 Minutes Of Perfection

Created by Youtube creator Insider

And finally my favorite video essay, is from a creator I know next to nothing about, and whose’ other videos I haven’t seen. But it’s just such a good video, I highly recommend that if you watch just one video on this list – you watch this one. I’m not even going to tell you what it’s about, just take my word for it – this is fantastic.

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